Tag: puns (Page 19 of 19)

Dad Joke #28: Weaseling out of things

November 20, 2019 / Winston

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?”

“Pop,” goes the weasel.

September 4, 2019 / Winston

A fly feels a bug on its back.

“Hey, bug on my back, are you a mite?”

“I mite be,” the mite replies, giggling.

The fly groans. “That’s the worst pun I’ve ever heard,” he laments.

“What do you expect? I came up with it on the fly.”

August 28, 2019 / Winston

I was thinking:

If a parent is trying to put his child to sleep and the child is refusing, wouldn’t it be illegal because technically the child is resisting a rest?

But then I realized it’s a lose-lose situation and it’s illegal either way because if the child willingly goes to sleep it makes it a kid napping.