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Dad Joke #53: Priorities

May 13, 2020 / Winston

Today my stoner friend used my to-do list as a blunt wrap.

He was high on my list of priorities.

May 6, 2020 / Winston

I’m sure my wife has been putting glue on my weapons collection.

She denies it, but I’m sticking to my guns.

April 29, 2020 / Winston

A woman called her husband on the phone.

Wife: “Our son called me a bitch today!”

Husband: “What! That little son of a bitch!”

November 20, 2019 / Winston

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?”

“Pop,” goes the weasel.

October 23, 2019 / Winston

You know what’s the easiest job in the world? Dressing up tuna in clothes and then taking pictures of them.

In other words, it’s shooting fish in apparel.