Tag: police

Dad Joke #21: Wheels

September 25, 2019 / Winston

There’s a gang of criminals going around lately. Their crime is highly peculiar – they just keep stealing the wheels of parked police cars.

The police are working tirelessly to catch them.

June 5, 2019 / Winston

I just had two police officers at my front door.

Police officers: “Are you familiar with the initials HB?”

Me: “No.”

Police officers: “How about LS?”

Me: “No.”

Police officers: “’What about JD?”

Me: “No. Wait, am I in trouble for something? What’s going on?

Police officers: “Oh don’t worry. These are just initial inquiries.”