A boy named Carol had a particularly rough childhood because of his uncommon name. He got teased a lot at school.
Still, he grew up fine, eventually marrying his high school sweetheart.
When their first child was born, he let his wife name her. Inspired by Carol’s unique name, his wife named the baby girl ‘Love’.
Unfortunately, Love grew up and endured much of the same teasing that Carol did, because of her strange name.
One day, she came home from school and screamed at her dad, asking why he gave her such a stupid name. Carol took the blame to protect his wife and apologized.
In a fit of rage, Love shot him in the chest with her dart gun and ran away.
Carol’s wife, who had been upstairs, came down to find out what the commotion was about. She saw him lying on the floor.
“What happened?!” she asked, running to him.
He waved her closer, and whispered, “Shot through the heart, and you’re to blame. Darling, you gave Love a bad name.”