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I Really Like This Thing, Ep. 4: The Lonely Island

Musical shitposts with depth.

Welcome back to the I Really Like This Thing series, where I do my best to introduce something I, well, really like. They could be music, movies, games – anything, really. The point is for me to share. Worst case, you think my taste sucks. Best case, you learn about something cool.

For this fourth installment, I talk about the music/comedy trio The Lonely Island.


I’m really pretty lucky. I get to do what I like (writing) for a living, which means that the core experience of my job keeps me going even when projects pile up and deadlines start looming large.

But of course, at the end of the day these projects all involve serious and quote-unquote “normal” things. Not that that can’t be interesting – and I certainly have a few articles that I’m particularly proud of – but for someone who just wants to roll around in some mixture of music, movies, video games, and memes all day long, I enjoy myself the most when I’m writing about something I’m personally enthralled by.

That means that sometimes, there’s a shitpost itch to be scratched. The dad jokes I put up weekly go some way towards expressing the humour within me – albeit usually in a way more palatable to “normies” – but I probably wouldn’t get too far with the unadulterated madness that’s there in some form in my psyche.

Which is why I’m a big fan of The Lonely Island.

From L to R: Andy Samberg, Jorma Taccone, Akiva Schaffer

Musical meme merchants

The Lonely Island is an American comedy trio, formed in California in 2001. Mainly known for their work on Saturday Night Live (and in Samberg’s case, Brooklyn Nine-Nine), I think I can sum up their general body of work as “musical shitposts”.

Guys always feel like this post-coitus, no exceptions. Believe me.

Getting paid to produce great music with joke lyrics, there’s not many things better than that.

Just about all their music is about making fun of musical tropes and themselves. I’m really no music expert, so I can’t comment properly on their musical influences or the music theory aspects of the tracks they produce, but they are generally catchy-as-hell hip hop numbers. They form the very solid foundation for the part that I *can* comment on with some insight – the lyrics.

The construction of the “stories” within each song is extremely well-thought-out for what are essentially three-minute vehicles for inappropriate, non-sequitur, and /or self-deprecating jokes. The words used work both musically (they rhyme!) and in conveying specific emotions, plus they sometimes aren’t just jokes in themselves, but also build toward another joke later in the song. As a writer, this multi-layer approach is extremely satisfying and makes for a bigger payoff.

I don’t think I’m explaining myself very well (that’s right, the writer can’t write), so I’ll just point out a few select lines from three of my favourite songs of theirs.

Top tracks

[With honorable mentions to Jizz In My Pants, Diaper Money, and We’ll Kill U, among others.]

Motherlover

We start this list off strong with a song about having sex with your best friend’s mother.

In this follow-up to Dick In A Box (a classic in itself), we learn that our protagonists’ mums are widows who don’t have anyone to, um, keep them company in the bedroom. And with Mother’s Day coming up, they come up with the genius idea to do the mum version of wife-swapping.

The best parts:

  • I’m callin’ on you cos I can’t do it myself / To me you’re like a brother, so be my mother lover (at the 1:24 mark)

This implies that, if it were legal/possible, they’d fuck their own mothers. Also, what about being “like a brother” makes it any more appropriate?!

  • We are so cool and thoughtful (1:41)

The sincerity in Timberlake’s statement kills me every time. This character’s such a narcissistic dumbass without a shred of self-awareness, and it actually comes across as endearing (and very funny).

  • My momma loves bubble bath with chamomile / Give it to my mom d-d-d-d-d-d-doggy style (yeah) (1:47)

I love the contrast here: One romantic, thoughtful piece of advice, followed by pure vulgarity that’s also funny because of how forced it sounds (all the Ds to fit the music structure).

IHOP Parking Lot

Firstly, apologies for the non-full nature of this video – there doesn’t seem to be an official video of this particular song.

This one comes from The Unauthorized Bash Brothers Experience, a 30-minute “visual rap album” about (but not really) Jose Canseco and Mark McGwire, two Major League Baseball stars of the 80s and 90s, who came to be known as the Bash Brothers because they… celebrated with forearm bashes instead of high fives.

(I’m not a baseball fan, don’t ask me.)

There’s also a lot of steroid controversy with the two of them, which will come up a bit more in the next song. But for this one, it’s just sheer silliness.

The best parts:

  • Ooh, welcome to the parking lot / Where there’s dancin’ all the time (Alright!) (0:22)

This satirizes the random locations that music videos or musical numbers are set in. “Yes this is the parking lot of an IHOP, we dance here all the time. It’s completely normal.”

Also, I absolutely love the “alright!” the guys respond with – it’s just so pure and sincere and out of place.

  • You, nasty boys / Keep shaking those nasty butts (We are!) (0:43)

The “we are!” gets me so good. It’s an example of a lyric that wouldn’t normally be used in ‘serious’ songs.

  • I said hey, you, nasty boys / Shake four halves of butt (Phrased weird) / It’s not phrased weird at all / Shake four halves of butt (Okay) (0:47)

“Four halves of butt” is one of the best examples of a Lonely Island comedic turn of phrase. And the women arguing back that it’s not phrased weird, all while keeping in tune and in song, is hilarious.

Uniform On

I like this one so much I’m gonna do a running commentary, verse by verse, of the full lyrics:

She said she wanna fuck me with my uniform on
She grabbed me by the bat, now it’s going, going, gone
I never finish sex cos I’m so juiced out
But she nutted three times then we bashed then I bounced

The usage of “going, going, gone” is inspired, and the thought of ‘bashing’ (like mentioned earlier, a hyper-macho equivalent of a high five) after sex is just amazing.

I reside in Blackhawk in a big fucking house
My community is gated cos I don’t strike out
Got a room with a chair, got a room with a couch
Got a framed photograph of the time I met Alf

“Got a room with a chair, got a room with a couch, got a framed photograph of the time I met Alf” is so stupid-funny and all the former line is there for is to set up a lackluster reference to Alf. This is super indulgent writing that I wish I could get away with sometimes. It’s funny exactly because it’s so stupid and meaningless.

You know I’m not a hamburger but they call me Big Mac
Got the one ton Jimmy and the itty-bitty sack
My ball shrinky-dinky cos the ‘roids so strong
But it makes the aforementioned Jimmy-jam look long

This might just be a writer thing, but the simple thought of using “aforementioned” in a rap song is the absolute best part of a verse that makes self-deprecating jokes about steroid use, shrunken testicles, and calling a penis a “Jimmy-jam”.

The name is Mark, and no I’m not Mork
And yes, I eat pork cos it’s tasty on my fork
And no, I’m not a jork but I’ll jork it out the pork
Cos Noah should have had the Bash Brothers on his Ork

This verse is the pure product of tortured pronunciation logic and I love every line. None of it makes sense except to establish the Bash Brothers as Noah’s Ark-worthy specimens.

We are the perfect pair to start a new society
Filled with home-run hitting gold glove Goliathes

[Interlude]
Here’s what I found on the web for “What is the plural of goliath?”: Goliaths

A deliberate misuse of language to come up with “Goliathes” for the sake of making a fourth-wall breaking joke (and for the words to rhyme), just to add a dash of meta to the humour.

Oh, we’re goliaths, baby boy
Kirk Gibson’s a pariah, baby boy
I work out with a tire, baby boy
I wonder who can lift it higher, baby boy


Ahh! Lift that tire, bitch
Put your back in it and lift it higher, bitch

Stab that needle in my ass till I am rich
Make me a god with the chemical sciences

As with “aforementioned”, the usage of “chemical sciences” in a rap song, especially one this aggressive, is *chef’s kiss*.

Ahh! Baseball, baseball, He-Man hit the baseball
By the power of Grayskull
Rip the skin off and eat the brains out the baseball
Gonna run a motherfuckin’ train on the baseball

Pure indulgence! The He-Man reference comes totally out of nowhere and is a joke for the sake of a joke – grade A purity in its usage and intention.

Ahh! Don’t tell me to be fucking calm
Whip out my dick on the Jumbotron
Rip out my bones cause my muscles so strong
Now the pain’s so bad that my motherfucking heart stop-

You’ll also notice that with Alf, Mork, and He-Man, the pop culture references are in abundance. Besides being good non-sequitur jokes, they also help to further drive home the time period that the whole show is set in, so there’s multiple points to it.

Coupled with an aggressive, driving beat, these silly lyrics stand out even more. There’s balance to be had in comedy, which is what separates this inspired, hilarious nonsense from the kind of ‘jokes’ you’d find on r/iamveryrandom.


The previous I Really Like This Thing pieces all ended on a somewhat somber or emotional note, for one reason or another. But this time there’s no reason for that – the trio hasn’t split up and their whole thing is comedy instead of drama or tragedy.

If you only know of Samberg from B99, I hope this post has introduced you to the fact that he does much funnier, more fucked up (in a good way) stuff. B99 is about as good as sitcoms get, but sitcoms are inherently unfunny (or less funny than they could be) in my opinion, due to the medium’s limits.

(I might explore that more in the future.)

I also didn’t touch too much on how the music videos themselves have some pretty good visual gags, but you can see those for yourself.

Anyway, for me, I’ll just try to keep finding ways to express my own humour. I really would like to get good with music or music production in some form to expand the repertoire I have at my disposal, but till then, I’ll enjoy these musical shitposts as a member of the audience.

I Really Like This Thing, mini Ep.: Hajime no Ippo’s Soundtrack

Beats that awe and inspire.

Every now and then, I’ll do a mini follow-up to my I Really Like This Thing articles. This is usually when I feel like there’s something about it that I really want to talk about, but that didn’t fit – due to length or consistency concerns – in the original piece.

For this first one, I’ll be talking about the music of Hajime no Ippo, and its importance to the storytelling of the anime.


What makes for a good soundtrack?

The obvious first answer is that the songs themselves must be pretty awesome. Can’t make a delicious stew with rotten ingredients, right?

But what transforms a playlist of nice songs into a great soundtrack is how they simply make sense – to each other, to the subject matter, and even down to specific moments in the show or game.

It’s a matter of value adding and enhancing.

With that in mind, as a follow up to its original I Really Like This Thing post, I’d like to put the spotlight on the Hajime no Ippo soundtrack.

Openings

Of course, we’ve got to start with the first thing you see and hear.

Opening 1: Under Star

Artist: Shocking Lemon

We actually… do not begin with one that checks all the above criteria! What you’ll come to realize is that the series soundtrack suffers heavily from Engrish – there’s a fair amount of misused English words that don’t seem to make sense.

That said, I still feel that this song does well as the very first intro song to the series. Putting the lyrics aside, the emotion that the vocals convey is one of desperation. It’s the same desperation Ippo has to become strong. He’s been weak all his life, and after being rescued by Takamura, he sees a chance to finally leave that behind, and he’ll do whatever he can to not let that opportunity slip.

Opening 2: Inner Light

Artist: Shocking Lemon

MUCH better! Although the lyrics still don’t really fit all that well, this intro begins STRONG.

Ippo is clearly much stronger and much more confident now. This opening started being used just as the anime was gearing up to follow Ippo’s road to the Japan Featherweight Title.

He’s no newbie trying to shake off the loser tag anymore – he’s an up and coming contender.

The visuals are strong too – it shows the many opponents he faces along the journey, and that he might get knocked down, but he’s never giving up.

Without spoiling too much, the title of the song and the way Ippo’s eyes light up in green at the end hint towards (awesome) events to come.

Opening 3: Tumbling Dice

Artist: Tsuneo Imahori

Short but sweet, and without vocals. In my opinion, this works as a little bit of kick to add to the main course that was Opening 2.

Visuals-wise, we’re well into the action now. Opening 2 showed him getting ready to start on the path to national glory; here, he’s right in the thick of things.

A lot of emphasis is placed on his biggest rival, Sendo Takeshi, too.

(Sendo is amazing and is strongly-written enough to be a protagonist in his own right, but that’s a story for another day.)

Opening 4: 霹靂 (“Hekireki” / “Thunder”)

Artist: Last Alliance

The intro of the second season, Hekireki works well as a re-introduction to the world. The song paces a whirlwind refresher course of a video, eager to bring us right back to the action.

The visuals take us back to the basics of training – we see Ippo doing his roadwork and in the gym – before reminding us that he’s well and truly a professional now. We even get the privilege of being “knocked out” by him at the end, of all things.

We also get glimpses into the secondary storylines featuring other boxers, highlighted by the Takamura v. Hawk fight I mentioned in the first article.

Opening 5: 夜間飛行 (“Yakan Hikou” / “Night Flight”)

Artist: Wasureranneyo

My personal close-second favourite behind Inner Light, Yakan Hikou is the opening for the third (and thus far final) season of the anime.

Spoiler alert: Ippo is the Japan Featherweight champion now*. The challenge now lies in defending his title against opponents who have dissected and figured out his techniques and tactics.

(*Remember: knowing that he’s the champ isn’t the real spoiler. How he became the champ is more important, and something I won’t talk about.)

I love this song, as the chorus screams of a deep desire to soar and succeed, despite all the obstacles and difficulties to overcome:

飛んでいくんだ 飛んでいくんだ
I’m flying, I’m flying
ほら
See
一等星が 一等星が見えた
The first star, I saw the first star
泣いているんだ 泣いているんだ ほら
I’m crying
一緒なんだ 一緒なんだ僕も
Together, together with me
夢のようなこの世界が
This dream-like world
僕らを待つんだ 僕らを待つんだ
Will wait for us

It speaks to Ippo’s neverending goal to get better, and his willingness to put every bit of him into doing so.

My personal favourite detail of the visuals: when Coach Kamogawa slams his fists on the ring mat, I get chills every time. One can only dream of having someone so dedicated to your growth and well-being, who will make the hard decisions with you (and not just for you).

The best closers

夕空の紙飛行機 (“Yuuzora No Kami Hikouki” / “Evening Sky’s Paper Airplane”)

Artist: Mori Naoya

A song of hope and heart, and one that points to a better tomorrow to come.

ぶちこめ (“Buchikome” / “Beating”)

Artist: Shikuramen

I like the energy of this one, and it’s fun seeing more characters “joining” Ippo on his run as the song goes on.

(Note: I might be making a mistake with this translation – it might actually be 打ち込め, which means “driving”. I think both meanings still work though.)

Special mention theme song

Black and Blue

The Tiger of Naniwa

I mentioned Sendo Takeshi earlier. I won’t be able to do him justice in such a short blurb, but he is definitely one of the best characters in the whole series.

Unerringly one-minded in his quest to be the best, he is a ferocious competitor in the ring (hence his nickname, The Tiger of Naniwa) and a breath of honest fresh air outside of it.

His theme song encapsulates his approach: menacing to begin, before a complete eruption of almost-unhinged force and power that aims to kill.

The tone-setters

Most of the songs in this last video are used in “in-between” parts of the anime – pre-fight entrances, non-crucial moments within matches, and so on.

They might not be highlight pieces, but they play as strong a role as any in the storytelling of Hajime no Ippo. They convey the weight of the moment, build up to grander events, or set the tone.


Music and sound design play an absolutely crucial role in the overall experience of a show or video game, or anything else that incorporates them.

And that’s the key word: experience. Each part of a piece of content matters – visuals, gameplay, writing, music.

The truly special ones are those that mesh all these together in a way that makes sense, in a way that is complementary. It’s not just a television show or a video game anymore – it’s a whole-ass experience.

Hajime no Ippo is one of those special ones.

Give it a shot, you won’t regret it.

I Really Like This Thing, Ep. 1: SHISHAMO

Music that speaks to the core.

This is a new series where I do my best to introduce something I, well, really like. They could be music bands, games – anything, really; the point is for me to just share. Worst case, you think my taste sucks. Best case, you learn about something cool.

First up: the Japanese three-piece band known as SHISHAMO.


I’ve been studying Japanese since 2014.

My maiden trip to Japan was in 2013. Having entered with zero expectations, I left with a newfound love for the country and its culture.

I took Japanese as a breadth subject when I started university the following year, and it’s gone on ever since.

I consumed my fair share of anime and manga prior to learning Japanese, but doing so opened up new avenues of understanding and appreciation of the language and its nuances.

It’s an ongoing thing – I’m never far away from coming across a new, amusing turn of phrase. For example, “I want to borrow a cat’s paw” ( 猫の手も借りたい ) means to be so busy that you’d like to get a cat to help. It makes sense in a tortured logic way, and the cute imagery helps to reinforce the memorization of the phrase.

Anyway, being able to understand Japanese lyrics (a little bit, anyway) opened up a whole new world of aural delights to me. I find myself discovering a new artist every couple months.

This journey more or less began with Perfume (who I’ll get into in a future edition of this series), but my favourite Japanese group is definitely SHISHAMO.

The members of SHISHAMO. From L to R: Matsuoka Aya (bass), Miyazaki Asako (guitar, vocals), Yoshikawa Misaki (drums)

A brief bio: SHISHAMO is a three-piece rock outfit from Kawasaki, a city located in the Kanagawa prefecture in Japan. Miyazaki and Yoshikawa formed the band in high school in 2010, with original bassist Matsumoto Aya. Matsumoto eventually left due to a promise she made to herself that she would leave the band upon turning 20. She was replaced by Matsuoka Aya.

(I know, the two bassists have VERY similar names. Very confusing.)

Confessions

Here’s where I out myself as a “fake fan”: I don’t know a lot of their history, I don’t actually follow every single they put out, and it was only through some light research for this post that I found out they’ve released five albums (and one Best Of) so far.

The Japanese music industry does seem a little archaic and difficult for non-Japanese (and for those living outside of the country) to really keep up with. I mean, CD releases are still major events! The rest of the world has pretty much moved on to streaming!

Tower Records is still a thing!

Anyway, I’m no expert (and I’m happy to be corrected). But, coming from a lazy Singaporean’s point of view, it’s definitely not easy navigating the Japanese music maze.

Connections

What I DO know, however, is that most of what SHISHAMO has made readily available to worldwide audiences (through its YouTube channel) has carved out an indelible place in my heart.

Their sad songs align with the exact flavour of melancholy I experience every now and then, providing a sort of kinship and understanding that is difficult or impossible to find elsewhere.

As for their more aggressive tunes: the anger stems from a specific brand of spite and pettiness that’s evocative of the childish outbursts of a teenager. It’s a raw kind of hurt, expressed in a petulant-but-ultimately-ineffective lashing out.

And that’s what I think forms the emotional backbone of their music: they sing for, and from the perspective of, a high school student. Every song is laced with a dash of youthful brashness, a measure of (over)sensitivity, and a (insert measurement term here) of insecurity, even as they grow older (the members are all 24 years old).

That combination speaks to me, and works almost like a reflection – even though they largely come from the point of view of a teenage girl.

Top tracks

Here are my top three favourite songs of theirs:

[With honourable mentions to 「水色の日々」(“Mizuiro no Hibi” / “Light Blue Days”) and 「ねぇ、」(“Nee,” / “Hey,”)]

「BYE BYE」

「BYE BYE」

「BYE BYE」 was the first song of theirs that I put on an indefinite loop; I don’t have many songs that I would ever listen to over and over again, back to back to back, but this was one of them. I still have a great time listening to this one every time, even after the freshness has long worn off.

It left an immediate impression due to it being the first song I heard from them that had any kind of edge to it – it was the first time I actually heard Miyazaki sing from a place of anger and defiance.

(I’m no expert on describing the music itself, but the driving bass line doesn’t hurt either.)

The lyrics speak of a person angrily imploring themselves to move on from a breakup, throwing barbs both at the ex and themselves. Pretty standard breakup song material, but the cherry on top is this part (I apologize in advance for any mistakes in translating, but I believe it’s generally correct):

あーあ 最後まで君はね
Ah, the you at the end
あーあ 知らないままだったよ
Ah, didn’t know
本当の私 知った気でいたでしょう?
Did you know the real me?
本当はいつも寂しかったし
I was always lonely
本当はもっと私笑えるし
I could really stand to smile more
空を飛んでる姿だって知らないでしょ?
You don’t know that you’re flying in the sky, do you?
なにも、知らないでしょ?
You don’t know anything at all, do you?

The drums and bass also cut out for this part, leaving just the guitar to howl out the greatest regret of the dead relationship – a lack of any real connection to begin with.

「私の夜明け」 (“Watashi no Yoake” / “My Dawn”)

「私の夜明け」

「私の夜明け」is more in line with most of their songs: soft, emotional, and containing a lot of self-criticism.

It’s perfect music for when you’re feeling sad and want to just dive deep into the gloom. That might not sound like it’s healthy, but I think it allows one to fully explore the misery and understand it. No feelings are buried and left to fester.

The song is basically a lamentation. Some unknown trigger brings about the self-hatred again, and every insecurity and dissatisfaction the author has with themselves is brought up:

もっと上手になりたいな
I want to be better
大切にしたりされたりとか
Or cherished
戦うことも逃げることも
Whether it’s fighting or running away
上手じゃないから後悔するんだろうな
I’ll regret it because I’m no good

As with 「BYE BYE」 , there is a highlight verse:

「なんで私ばかり」心のどこかでいつも思ってる
“Why is it only me,” I always think, somewhere in my heart
それでも人は言う 「辛いのはあなただけじゃない」
People say, “You’re not the only one who has it bad”
そんな言葉が聞きたいわけじゃない
I don’t want to hear such words
分かってるくせにな
Even though I know they’re true

Sometimes, who gives a shit that you’re not the only one who’s feeling down, or that there are people worse off. You’re unhappy, you need help; that’s all you care about in that moment.

But still, the song ends with a glimmer of hope:

それでも朝は来る
Still, when the morning comes
息をして、時々笑う
Breathe, laugh a little
ああ、まだ歩ける 歩いていける
I can still walk… I can still walk

Dive in, face your demons, and realize you can keep going after all.

「ほら、笑ってる」 (“Hora, Waratteru” / “Look, Laughing”)

「ほら、笑ってる」

We’ll end on a hopeful note.「ほら、笑ってる」is similar to 「私の夜明け」in that there are strong elements of insecurity and oversensitiveness. In this case however, they’re used as jumping off points to a more positive mindset.

いつもどこかで間違える
I’m always making mistakes somewhere
そんな自分が嫌だった
I hate that me
でも こんな私でも
But even for the me that is like that
ほっといてくれない人がいて
There are people who won’t abandon me
そんな人のために
For the sake of those people
笑っていたくて 走っていたくて
I want to smile and carry on running

This song reminds you that even in the times when you can’t seem to do anything right, there are people who’ll stick by you. Your closest friends, your family, your significant other – whoever they may be, you’re never alone, and you have much to continue to fight for.

I suppose it’s a bit of a cliched and sappy idea, but I don’t think that makes it any less true. It’s especially important to remember that when you’re feeling really alone in the world.

Also, the chorus:

奇跡なんて起きない
Miracles don’t happen
そんなことはもう分かってる
I know that well
でも 悲しくなんてないよ
But I won’t be sad
小さな幸せ あなたと数える
I’ll count all the small happiness with you
奇跡なんていらない
I don’t need miracles
そんなものよりキラキラしたもの
There are things that shine brighter than that
もう私はたくさん持ってる
I already have a lot
ほら、空も笑ってる
Look, the sky is smiling too

We shouldn’t always be looking for the next big break or a windfall of good luck. Miracles simply don’t happen; it’s more important to celebrate the blessings you already have.


What I like the most about SHISHAMO is that their songs don’t shy away from the selfish, petulant emotions we all feel when things aren’t going well. I think getting to understand those things about ourselves, rather than burying it deep inside, makes for better long term mental health.

As someone who’s always constantly dealing with loneliness, their music encourages me to see the bigger picture, but without invalidating or denying the emotions I feel, self-centered and narrow-minded as they may be.

They let me be me, while also helping me be better.