Dad Joke #29: Food substitutes November 27, 2019 / Winston My kids tell me that they want a cat for Christmas this year. We normally cook a turkey, but if they want a cat, okay. Share this:Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Related Blog, Dad Jokes catchristmasdad jokedad jokesturkey Previous Post Losing my voice: not all that bad Next Post Dad Joke #30: Musical chairs (and tables)