A blond has been hiding that she’s a lesbian from her parents for years, cos she’s always been scared that they wouldn’t accept her.
She spoke about it to her best friend, who is familiar with her parents.
Her friend said, “Are you serious? I thought they knew already, why wouldn’t they accept you? Just tell them today.”
The blond was nervous but decided to take her friend’s advice.
During dinner that evening, she opened up to her parents.
“I have something to say to you two,” she started hesitatingly. “I’ve known that I’m a lesbian for years now and I’ve been hiding it from the two of you. I hope you can accept me as I am.”
Her parents looked at each other in bewilderment.
“Why do you think we wouldn’t accept you?” her mom said.
“Yeah, are you dumb?” said her other mom.