Jason applies for a government job at the post office.
Interviewer: “Are you allergic to anything?”
Jason: “Yes, caffeine. I can’t drink coffee.”
Interviewer: “Ok. Have you ever been in the military service?”
Jason: “Yes, I was in Afghanistan for one tour.”
Interviewer: “That will give you extra points toward employment. By the way, are you disabled in any way?”
Jason: “Yes, a bomb exploded near me once on patrol, and I lost both my testicles.”
The interviewer is shocked, but assures the man that his disability qualifies him for extra points.
Interviewer: “You’ve got the job, sir. We usually come in at 8am, but you can start tomorrow at 10am.”
Jason: “Why do I get to start late?”
Interviewer: “This is a government job. For the first couple hours we just drink coffee and scratch our balls. No point in you coming in for that.”