Jake was at the pub one Saturday evening with his friends to have a drink and to watch the game.

Suddenly, a drunk comes in, staggers to the trio, and points at Jake.

“Your mum’s the best shag in town!”

Everyone within earshot expects a fight to break out, but Jake just ignores him. The drunk stumbles away to another part of the pub, getting more drinks.

After a while, he comes back, pointing at Jake again.

“I just did your mum and she was amazing!”

Somehow, Jake doesn’t seem perturbed. The drunk stumbles off again to fill up on more beer.

Ten minutes later, he’s back again.

“Your mum loved it, she was begging for more!”

Jake finally responds.

“Go home dad, you’re clearly drunk.”