The maid was asking her boss, the wife, for a raise. The wife wasn’t too happy about this, so she asked: “Why do you think you deserve a pay increase?”

Maid: “There are three reasons. The first is that I clean better than you.”

Wife: “Who said that?”

Maid: “Your husband.”

Wife: “Oh.”

Maid: “The second reason is that I’m a better cook than you.”

Wife: “Who said that?”

Maid: “Your husband.”

Wife: “Oh.”

Maid: “The third reason is that I am better at sex than you.”

Wife: “Did my husband say that as well?”

Maid: “No, the gardener did.”

Wife: “So how much do you want?”