Two men crash into each other at an intersection. It’s a pretty bad scene, but both men are still alive.
The first man steps out of his wrecked car screaming: “You son of a bitch, you wrecked my Jag! I’m a lawyer, I’m going to sue you for everything you have!”
The other man responds: “You lawyers only care about money! You don’t even realize you’ve lost an arm!”
The lawyer looks down where his right arm should be and yells: “Where’s my fucking Rolex?!”