An old woman enters a doctor’s office.
“Doctor, I’ve got this very strange condition. I fart all the time, but they don’t smell and are completely silent. You probably didn’t notice, but I’ve farted six times since I entered the room.”
The doctor nods and scribbles down a prescription. “Alright, take these and come see me again in a week.”
A week later the old lady storms back into the doctor’s office.
“Doctor, what the hell! The medicine you gave me just made things worse! I still fart all the time, and they are still silent, but now they all stink!”
The doctor nods calmly. “Good, we cleared your sinuses. Now let’s see what we can do about your hearing.”