A man stayed over at his girlfriend’s parents’ house for the new year holidays, and they were getting frisky late at night.
They were going at it pretty heavily and her moans got so loud that they woke her father up. They were so into it that they didn’t notice him walking in on them until it was too late.
“Dad!” she exclaimed, embarrassed. “I… I’m sorry.”
The dad, being a dad, replied: “Hi sorry, I’m Dad!”
He then turned to her boyfriend. “And you must be fucking sorry, yes?”