An old man walked into the crowded waiting room of a doctor’s clinic and approached reception.
“Good morning, what are you seeing the doctor for today?” the receptionist asked.
“My dick hurts,” he replied.
Flushing with embarrassment, the receptionist quietly scolds the man. “You shouldn’t use language like that in a crowded room! Now you’ve made people uncomfortable.”
“You asked me, I answered,” the old man grumbles back, annoyed.
“Well, you could’ve just said something like ‘my ear hurts’ and then discuss it in private with the doctor,” she said, continuing her rebuke.
The old man muttered under his breath, before leaving and then re-entering a few minutes later.
” Good morning, what are you seeing the doctor for today?” the receptionist asked again.
“My ear hurts,” the old man replied.
Smiling smugly on her high horse, the receptionist then inquired further. “What’s wrong with your ear?”
“I can’t piss out of it,” the old man answered, loudly.