I was at the supermarket the other day. Picked up my items and went to the checkout line.
When it came to my turn, I put my groceries on the conveyor belt: A banana, an apple, and a carton of eggs. As he scanned my items, the cashier remarks, “You’re single, aren’t you?”
Impressed, I ask, “Wow, how could you tell?”
“Because you’re fucking ugly.”