Two guys are getting ready for a costume party, but they’re having some trouble thinking of good outfits: The host said that guests have to come dressed up as ‘emotions.’

After thinking about it for a while, the first guy goes home and sticks his dick in a pear.

As for the second guy, he goes home and sticks his dick in a big bowl of custard.

They show up at the party together and knock on the door. The host opens up the door and his mouth falls agape as he sees the two. “What the hell are you doing? What are these costumes?!”

The first guy replies, “I’m deep in despair.”

The second guy says, “I’m fucking disgusted.”